AISubs v3.7
- Tetsuyao! - I'm here!
- We're finally here. - It's a big tournament.
- You're serious about this? - I'm serious about this.
- The winner of this will chase you for 10 days. - What?!
- It's not a big tournament. - Yeah.
- It's just a video. - I'm serious about this.
Okay, first question.
How tall are you?
- Hey... - What's with that face? You're kidding, right?
- If there's an apple or a grain of rice in my mouth, I'll shake my lips. - What do you think this is?
- Everyone, did you write it down? - Yes!
- Okay, let's move on to the answer. - No, no, no!
- Don't talk about it!
- Okay, Toshiyuki-san, please. - 178 centimeters!
- Okay, 178 centimeters. - 178 centimeters!
- Everyone's the same. - No, you look like you're tall, too.
- Okay, let's move on to the answer. - Okay.
- 178.2 centimeters. - Okay!
- You're kidding me, right? - I'm not kidding you!
- You're kidding me! Don't say it! - It's not an apple or a grain of rice!
- You're kidding me! - You're kidding me!
- You're a little boy, so don't worry about it.
- Let's move on to the second question. - Okay.
- The second question. - Okay.
- What's the worst joke you've made? - This is a good one.
- Everyone, did you write it down? - Yes!
- Everyone, please go first. - Do something funny.
- Do something funny.
- This is it! - This is it!
- I don't like this. - Okay, let's move on to the answer.
- This is totally funny. - Okay!
- You're kidding me, right? - I'm not kidding you!
- Let's move on to the third question. - Okay.
- What do you like about yourself? - I really thought about it seriously.
- Oh, I see. Is everyone going to praise me now? - No, I don't like it.
- I don't like it either. - Oh, I don't like it.
- Let's start with Jiro. - Freedom.
- A big heart. - It's annoying, but it smells good.
- I don't like it. - I don't like it when you say it.
- Oh, okay. - Well, I'm sorry.
- If we get this right, we're in trouble. - Okay, let's move on to the answer.
- The balance between a fool and a genius.
Why is this atmosphere? You know it, don't you?
I can't get excited about it today.
Is it strange?
It's not blood.
Why is it blood?
If you can guess it, you'll die.
If you guess it right, you'll say, "Well, you know," and if you miss it, you'll say, "Die," and you'll get used to it.
Then let's move on to the next question.
What is Tetsuya's favorite video of "Toukai Monoya"?
You're laughing all the time.
You're kidding me.
You've overcome this, haven't you?
If you say it, you'll die, but if you say it properly, you'll die.
If you say you're sorry, you'll die, right?
Thank you.
Let's start with Toshimichi-san.
Yes.
What is Tetsuya's favorite video of "Toukai Monoya"?
Conte.
Conte for life.
That's right.
I'm tired of it.
I'm sick of it.
That's right.
On the other hand, I think it's possible in this age.
Then I'll give you the answer.
Wow, this is difficult.
It's really difficult.
This is heavy.
It's heavy.
Let's move on to the next question.
What?
You!
It's you!
You idiot, Yumemaru!
It took me a long time to answer this question.
If you don't use this question, Tetsuya will laugh a lot and it will be funny.
Let's move on to the next question.
Yes.
What is your favorite animal?
It's an animal, isn't it?
It's an animal.
What did you do when you went home?
I'm a child who grew up in a city.
What?
You don't like it?
Cat.
I like dogs.
Once, Tetsuya said he wanted to have a cat.
I said, "Don't say that now. Let's do it next time."
He said, "No, I've already decided."
He said, "Don't say that now. Let's do it next time."
You look like a rebellious man now.
When I'm out of the screen, I say that and it looks like that, so don't say it.
I haven't seen Tetsuya's reaction in a long time.
I was surprised.
Don't say it.
I don't know anymore.
Okay, here is the answer.
I'm a cat now.
That was close.
I'm glad you said it.
You are serious.
I'm serious.
Cat is bad.
Next question.
Do you have a name for your child?
Do you?
Do you or you don't?
Well...
I do have one.
You do.
I'm going to name my child.
Mr. Toshimi will name it.
It hasn't been decided yet.
Don't be silly.
What do you think, Tsumai?
(Laughter)
Yes
Then what is it?
Hayato
(Ding)
Ben
Then the meaning of the answer
Yes
I don't know much because I don't have a proper child
If you prioritize laughter
Tetsuya
(Drum roll)
I've been saying it all the time
I've definitely heard of it
Surprisingly, you don't know about me
Shut up (Laughter)
I sing while pulling out my nose hair (Laughter)
Then the next question
Yes
What is the prime minister who remains in Linshou?
(Laughter)
Why did you ask me that?
Ryo-kun, sometimes
I'm 20 years old
Kanna
Kansan
I think it's Asou-san
Ah
If you like it, it's either this or Abe-san
That's right
Then I'll go with the answer
Yes
Prime minister
Hey (Laughter)
Hey, it's weird (Laughter)
I'm close to my parents' house
I was a little friendly with elementary school
I'm a member of the board of directors (Laughter)
By the way, I don't know anyone who wrote about Bushi-chan
Really? (Laughter)
Then the next question
I asked you "how are you doing?"
What did you write?
Hmm, I wonder if this is right
How are you doing?
Oh, oh, yes
Good (Laughter)
Then "yeah, I'm fine"
No, no, no, no, no
It's difficult
Then I will say the answer
Yes
How are you doing?
Get ready
(Laughter)
What is it?
What is this word? (Laughter)
If you suddenly say it there, you didn't know what the answer was (Laughter)
Let's move on to the next question.
What is your favorite hiragana?
Oh, is it this one?
tsu
That's right, it's "tsu".
I see...
no
This is simply a Chinese nickname, so it's different.
Oh, that's right.
This is definitely "tsu".
Well, it's definitely "tsu".
Then we'll move on to the next question.
My favorite and least favorite are the same, but it's "nu".
Ah!
That one!
It was that one!
That one!
I'm sorry!
"Nu", I'm sorry!
"Nu" is definitely the most memorable.
"Nu" is definitely...
But you kept losing to me in first grade and got "nu"ed and cried.
I'm not good enough.
I got "nu"ed and my seniors bit me in the ear.
Then we'll move on to the next question.
Sing "Morino Kuma San" that you learned a long time ago.
What?
Wait, what is this?
Don't mess with me!
Hey, what do you mean?
Okay, Toshimitsu will sing it, and if we're wrong, we'll say we're wrong.
I don't need a war.
It's the same!
Then we'll move on to the answer.
"Morino Kuma San", "Ninniku", "Deatta", "Unsoku", "Hana san", "Kumokko", "Richinrichin", "Bunabuna", "Sosei", "Chimpoko", "Dokkoisho", "Kuma san", "Ni", "De", "A", "Tta"
Correct!
I know this one!
"Hana san", "Kumokko", "Richinrichin" and "Dokkoisho" are definitely too many.
It's "soseichi".
Then we'll move on to the next question.
Tetsuya said 'tickle my nose'.
Which of the two will Tetsuya tickle his nose with?
"Tickle my nose"?!
You said "tickle" and "tickle" are right, right?
"Tickle my nose" is right, right?
You said you wanted me to tickle you for a while now and you said "tickle" and "tickle" are right, right?
Alright, alright, alright...
What is this question?!
Next and last question!
OK!
So, there is no single winner for Toshimichi.
The last question...
Huh?!
I'll take off three of them!
What?!
I was chewing gum, so I said 'I'll give you gum.'
What did you say after you ate?
That's not a question anymore!
I see...
Alright, everyone, I'll start.
Ryo-kun, please.
It still tastes good.
If you're in a good mood, say it.
Mushi-san, go ahead.
Huh?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Toshimichi-san, go ahead.
I was chewing gum, so I said 'I'll give you gum.'
So, when will you answer?
It's not bad.
Damn...
He's surprised.
So, when you're in a good mood, you'll say it?
I don't need a lot of talk!
I'm just drinking tea!
What is that "I don't like it" thing?
Don't say "I don't like it" and just ask!
What was your dream when you were little?
I don't have one.
This is hard.
What was it?
Toshimichi-san, go ahead.
Yes.
I don't know anything else but this.
Cafe owner.
Fool.
Patron.
Wow, I've heard of it!
I'm a senpai.
What is it?
Tetsuya-san, go ahead.
The answer is...
Police car siren!
That's too hard!
Police car siren!
That's too hard!
That's right!
This is red, so it's red.
I wanted to say that.
So, today's winner is...
Tokaiwa!
Yay!
Next time, I'll make my dream come true.
This series has been going on for a while now.
It's been a while since we last did this series, but we're going to end it here!
I'm sure you're proud of yourself for being able to say, "I know this person so well, so I can say it!"
We're still trying to save the world, so please continue to support us!
- Let's do another "oh" when we're all feeling different. - Yeah.
- Let's do our second "oh." - Yeah.
"Oh!" series is now complete!
I'm bad at ending videos like this.